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One of the coolest most chill mother fuckers i have ever met in my entire life. one of those dudes that rank high on the list of people you should know and need to know is having a birthday today! happy fucking birthday HEK! from Witchhaze, kyle crowell, Shaun Grine, Johnny Vampotna. Solgr Tovar. we wish you the best in this next year of life happy 40th homie have a 40 for us! BOO YA NIGGA!
Holy Fuck, did you think we skipped out on you?
CROWHAMMER! - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiitttt you thought this was over with..this ain’t over with!!! WitchHaze is here forever. Mothafuckaaaa! Hope you all are having a bitchen summer an stayin chill as a polar bears peepee. Casa de crowhammer got that AC crankin. Kiss my ass global warming. Anywho, what cha’ll been listening to? To be honest, the crowhammer hasn’t been too impressed with recent new releases. Kinda a bummer summer music wise. Except for one gleaming pearl of greatness in the murky dredges of recent music. I’m referring to Om’s newest album “Advaitic Songs” i only wish this record was longer! 45 mins and only 5 tracks (3 of which are over 10 mins long…duh) I want a 10 track Om record already!! Ive listened to Advaitc Songs now probably 20 times an it keeps getting better. Not my all time favorite Om record, but its still nice and heavy and mello. Catch them on tour this summer, if their canceled shows get rebooked.
MOVIE PICK - I’m going cutesy for my movie pick. Moonrise kingdom was cute as hell. A neat little movie. Take your date and try out the popcorn trick….peace!
Grumpy Birthday Boy: Where the hell has everyone been?! Oh wait, that’s you asking the question. We’ve been here, kinda. “I” have been traveling with the a pack of Jawas on Tattooine off and on searching for the meaning of life, aka GETTIN HIGH! So it’s my Birthday and I just want to sit back and reflect on how many cool fucking people I’ve met over the past 40years on this planet. 1st and foremost- I love my WitchHaze boys to death. Thanks for not kicking me out of the band when I would show up 8 days late to practice. Or missing my flight on our first World Tour opening for “Shit Wizzard” in Chile’ in 1986. 2ndly - All the fine females I “met” and promised to call back the next day and didn’t? I forgot your number so please email me a head shot, or full body shot (preferably in a bikini) to TheGrumpyTattooer@gmail.com. I’ll holla’ at ya.
GrumpyTattooer loves everyone of you. Thanks for being in my life. Suck a baby penguins dick and have an awesome weekend. I know I will. I mean not the dick sucking part. Don’t be weird.
WolfxChild awe yea ladies and gentlemen lets get pervy! how the fuck are you? my record i have been banging too is the new purified in blood. flight of the dying sun. shit is hella tight butthole na i mean? my movie is the dark knight rises. fuck you ill shoot up your face like acne scars! im not talking about violence im talking about mr nolan writing and directing another solid flick. is dude gonna drop a stale turd on us sooner or later? i hope not im pumped he has his hands on the man of steel im already pegged on midnight thinking about it!
WITCHHAZE is playing a surprise set tonight at ironlak presents “Time Flies” Art Show in Thai town!! A secret set all DANZIG covers. Come see amazing art and us ripping your souls out of your body! Let’s party
well hello, i know you missed us we missed you!
Crowhammer - what’s up motherfugs! My pick this week is Pelicans new ep Ataraxia/Taraxis. Disappointingly short (4 tracks, wish it was like 6) but weaves a nice story. Starts mello and ends strong. I like to listen to Pelican in my hovercraft and make up lyrics and sing along as loud as possible. Is that weird? Also good for chilllaxing while painting, or smoking a fat doob on a water bed. What?? I like to party…
TV pick of the week. Adventure time! Fuck! Might be my favorite cartoon of all time(besides the obv simps)! I could watch it all day. Playing on a cartoon network near you. The older I get the more immature my interests become. YEAHUUH!
Oh, Hai Dirtbags! Remember me? The Worlds Best looking Tattooerer who has to wear a bag over his head to keep all the girls from going pee-pee in their panties. Yeah, well I’m back MotherFuckers! Lemme’ get some shit off my chest real quick. Coachella? Fuck off. Hologram Concert? Fuck off. Hologram TuPac? Fuck off even harder. Let that motherfucka’ be dead already. That dudes gotta be the hardest working dead guy since Elvis Presley! Amirite? I’ll even go so far as to say - I don’t even think Tupac was that good of a rapper - BOOM - I said it! He was a better back up dancer for Digital Underground if you ask me. But you didn’t. Shit, For my money there are 5 rappers who did more for HIP-HOP than Biggie and TuPac combined. Here’s my list: 1) Tone Loc. 2) Young MC 3) PaperBoy 4) Snow 5) Dion Sanders
*Most Best Looking Too Shooter 12 years and running. Deal with it.*
YO Niccas its the shortxdick nicca you thought you knew! im pretty sure everyone just quit reading our post after GT killed it, im gonna try and follow him but i feel like i just got kanye wested around here, i feel like i cant finish. i had a moment of clarity, it sent me on a day dream about a memory i had….. 7 or 8 years ago a few friends of mine and i where driving home after seeing some far out bands. after having my skull crushed and my soul stolen from my body on the altar for the gods, my good friend we lovingly refer to as old man kevin hit play on a record from a band called Pretty Girls Make Graves. the song was “Speakers Push The Air” the lyrics after all these years always keep me in check. ” Life’s complications and frustrations They disappear when the music starts playing I found a place where it feels alright I heard a record and it opened my eyes Do you remember when we couldn’t put it away? Do you remember what the music meant? And nothing else matters When I turn it up loud” nothing rings more true for me!
my record of the week is Legalise Drugs and Murder Ep from Electric Wizard. put it on and remember what Pretty Girls Make Graves said so truly in 2002. Do you remember when We couldn’t put it away? Do you remember what the music meant? (To you?) (To me?)……..
it’s that time to wish a sweetheart happy birthday. so from the haze to the beard we wish you a Happy Birthday!
Crowhammer -Yo yo how’s it peeps? I didn’t win the jackpot lotto but i did win a baby dragon in Mars’s lotto. Gonna teach this little fucker to time travel. So how’s everyone’s music lately? I hope you guys dig our suggestions we through out there. We do it cuz we love the heavy and want to spread the disease. Speaking of spreading the disease, my throwback album of the week is ANTHRAX - Among the Living. My all time favorite thrash album. Get caught in the mosh!
Tv show of the week - Dr Steve Bruel’s back motherfuckers!! You should check out ‘Check it out! With dr Steve Bruel’..On adult swim. It’s mad weird. Until next week. -CH
GrumpDiggity. What it do, Fondue? I saw two Lesbians kissing waiting for the bus today. It was most glorious! What’s up dirt bags. Hope you had an awesome week. I did. Here’s how it went. “You want to go to the Library (Gentleman’s Club)? It’s 2 dollar fuckin drink night and I know you like to get shit bag Torbacula wasted and look at titters right?” - Uhm yes. (Instagram that shit if you need proof - GRUMPYTATTOOER.) OK, shit - I need to concentrate.
MUSIC: I got fuckin Iggy Azalea’s “Ignorant Art” stuck in my head. More importantly her jam “Pussy”. She looks like a ghetto Gwen Stephanie with a dump truck for a shitter. And a foul mouth to go with it. Google the Video. The little black kid in it is my nephew. Word up!
MOVIE: Speaking of foul mouthed mother fuckers - I miss me some Richard Pryor. Brewsters Millions was on cable last night and I just fuckin love that flick. 1985 Pryor with John Candy as his costar? Shiiiiiiiiiit! Can’t go wrong. Monty inherits 300 million fuckin dollars but can’t touch it until he spends a side 30 million first. Awesome right? Wrong. He has to spend 30 mill and have nothing to show for it while keeping it a secret from his friends. Wouldn’t be hard for me though. Hand J’s and Blow J’s for all the homies! Stay Filthy my friends!!!!!!
WolfxChild aka DeadxBroken…. what up? hope life and the after life is treating everyone fantastic. as for me no complaints. yes, if you know me then you know shit for me hasn’t worked out lately and some may say I’m at the bottom love is lost careers is dead. oh well i say i like those odds i got me! ill build myself up again and show everyone what the WolfxChild is about. not cause i have something to prove to anyone not cause i want everyone to eat every negative thing they have ever said about me to choke on those very words that left their mouth. just cause when you’re lowest of the low one with the underdogs less then zero. there is no other place to go but up! I’m shooting for the moon and ill be comfortable when i land on the stars! Cold World Both lp’s are great! i love them they’re fun! i love how the vocals aren’t screaming they are more yelling and it sounds good. the fun they have with samples is great too! its what so rad about music in general if you don’t have your head shoved so far up your own ass that you can actual appreciate all types of music you know if done right, hip hop samples cant fit perfectly in a heavy song! check it out! MOVIE, i watched COOL AS ICE, yes yes with vanilla ice. i don’t give one fuck when i say i like that move shit is lol and a good time. so CAT, drop that zero and get with the HERO! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! have a good one, ill be taking the long way home from here!